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Allegheny!
"Fucking Realistic Poop Contest"!
(applause)
You love poop, don't you?
But poop stinks.
What's that supposed to mean?
(laughter)
What does that mean?
Poop is fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Everyone likes vulgar things, but YouTube can't produce poop.
That's right, unfortunately.
There was a plan to somehow produce poop, but it was still difficult.
So we gave up on poop.
So this time, we're going to make some fucking realistic poop.
Fucking realistic poop?
Yeah, fucking realistic poop.
The 24-year-olds are going to use all of their experience to make realistic poop.
The losers haven't seen much poop in their lives.
Since they haven't lived pooping sincerely,
they're going to make us poop until we die.
(laughter)
They're going to make us poop until we die.
So we're going to do our best not to stop them.
So let's get this fucking realistic poop contest started!
(drum roll)
(cymbal crash)
So we're done making poop!
I've been holding it for a while now.
I actually held it for a while now.
Is it okay for you to hold poop like that?
It doesn't melt.
It doesn't melt, it doesn't melt.
It's easy to carry around.
Can I show you?
Yes, please!
This is it!
Wow!
You're good at this!
You're good!
Sensitivity is important.
It's hard when you go "bam," right?
Bam!
(laughter)
Just "bam"?
Just "bam."
When you squeeze it in the back...
Ah, you're squeezing it out.
Tissue and coffee and miso.
Oh!
Miso, huh...
This is poop, for real.
Amazing.
Okay, I'm going to squeeze out your poop.
My poop.
Your poop?
Here we go.
One, two...
Whoa!
Isn't this real?
I made it pretty clean.
You're eating a lot of hard stuff.
There's a lot of iron.
It's black.
It's coming out of my mouth.
(laughter)
The point is that it's cracked here.
It's respectful.
I covered it with this.
It's toilet paper.
You tear it up and...
Isn't it bad?
The picture is coming out now.
No, it's not.
It's not bad because it's reflected.
No, it's not.
Oh, I see.
This is Tetsuya's model.
I didn't know you could make it look so real.
It's a wonderful one-dimensional replica.
It's good.
It's expensive.
The next one is mine.
Here it is.
Unlike you guys, my interior is rotten.
So I can't make such a beautiful pen.
It's damp.
It's damp and dirty.
When you open it up and look at it, you can see that there are some ingredients left in it.
It's monochrome.
There are some grains in it.
Isn't it too wide?
It's too big.
You didn't make it bigger.
It's too big.
I made it with ingredients you can eat it all.
It's a strange powder called "mugikogashi".
I'd like to use it to add color to the color pen.
I'll give it a try.
It's good.
Yes, it's good.
Next one.
Ta-da!
Oh, it's like that.
It's like that.
There's a lot of cracks in it.
It's 100% made of soil taken from a river near here.
Oh, it's soil.
It's soil.
There's a lot of it.
It's just the soil I picked up.
But it doesn't look like yours, does it?
No, it doesn't.
It's like pasta.
It doesn't have a heart, does it?
I wish I had a pink heart like you.
Next one is mine.
Here it is.
Wow!
Oh, it's big!
I'm going to stick a cheese grater with a bit of gum on it.
I see.
And I'm going to put something like that on it.
That's a great idea.
It's like art.
What's the color on the top?
It's art, but...
If you've ever put paint on a cheese grater, you'll know what I'm talking about.
It doesn't have a lot of color.
Really?
No, it doesn't.
Who said that?
I like this one.
I like this one, too.
It's overwhelming.
Wow, but the color from the side is sweet.
It's a little dangerous for a small person like me to come and see it closely.
It doesn't have a heart, does it?
It doesn't have a heart like this.
I don't want to lose to that.
Lastly, Shimizu's poop.
- Here you go! - The poop is this!
Whaaaat?!
This is a G-class originality.
I see!
Did you make it in the hospital?
I made it in the elementary and middle school, and it was about to expire.
Wait, a hospital?
- It's not common to make poop like this. - This isn't common, is it?
- No, it's not! - No, it's not!
- It's not common in a hospital! - No, it's not!
Although there are three types of poops,
- Air is more efficient for artistic people. - Right, it's more efficient than art.
It's artistic.
If you had the same meaning as us, would you say "this"?
I wouldn't say it.
[What is artistic air efficiency?]
We'd like to tell you about poops you haven't seen in production process.
Poops you don't know about.
Please tell us about the poop you think is the worst!
The worst is...
The one in front of you, with the bug glasses.
- That's right! - That's right!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
It has a healthy color and...
There are actually three of them.
Please tell us about the second poop you think is similar.
The second one is...
- The one on the kitchen paper. - That's right!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Why?!
- I think it's more realistic. - That's right!
- I'm so happy! - I didn't know you'd say it so soon.
Please tell us about the third poop you think is similar.
The third one is...
- The one on the plate. - That's right!
- There are two of them. - Which one?
- The bigger one. - That's right!
- This one is good. - This one is good.
- The benefit is... - It's not bad or bad.
- That's right.
- It's a poop. - It's a poop.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
There are three left.
Please tell us about the fourth poop you think is similar.
The fourth poop I think is similar is...
- The one on the plate. - That's right!
Good, good, good.
It's a little too big.
It's too big.
Next time we make it, we'll make it a little smaller.
There's something left unsaid.
Lastly, tell me the worst poop.
Yes, it's decided.
The worst poop is...
- The one on the plate. - That's right!
I'm glad!
There's nothing left unsaid!
I don't know what it is.
It's healthy.
What about you, Yumemaru-san?
This is...
To be honest, I've never seen this color before.
And so,
Toshimitsu ate a lot of poop.
Thank you for the food!
Thank you for the food.
This time, Toshimitsu made us make a lot of poop.
That's right.
If you just make poop, it's not very productive.
Can you find a good place to make poop?
A good place to make poop?
There's something called "macha bites".
In that "macha bites",
there's a project called "hyper real macha bites".
There's a part-time job where you make a replica of a dog's poo.
You can make poop and get money!
That's the best!
If you think about it gently, you'll get a lot of money.
If you participate in this part-time job, you'll get a "macha bonus".
Wow!
You'll get a part-time job, too.
Huh? Is it separate?
Of course!
By the way, you can't get a part-time job now.
You'll get 90 yen!
That's too cheap!
Do you work for Okazaki?
I work for Okazaki.
If you work for Okazaki, you can't make poop.
Oh, you can't make poop.
You can only make poop until you get to Tokyo.
Wow!
Is this poop material?
10kg of paper clay and paint.
You can only make poop until you get to Tokyo.
It's a pain in the ass!
Shinkansen is about 20,000 yen, so you can't make poop.
You're not like that, are you?
No, I'm not.
LOL
You're so obtrusive!
Well, you're a maha white.
You're a maha who's making poop, aren't you?
LOL
You're only resting here and saying "slowly."
You're really fast after this.
See you later.
See you.
Oh, no, no.
Come on out!
The last one.
It's done.
I made a strawberry.
Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
Fix it. Fix it.
It's done.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll take a picture of the poop you made and eat it.
This is the end of my part-time job.
Thank you for your hard work.
Can I have it?
It's like a maha bonus.
As a sign of my hard work, I'll give you a maha bonus.
Thank you very much.
It took me three hours.
It took me three hours to make it.
That's right.
Well, we have the next shoot, so let's go back to Okazaki again.
Thank you.